Where good shots meet great banter. We’re a bunch of clay-crushing legends who take our shooting seriously and our piss-taking even more seriously. Whether you’re a seasoned marksman or can’t hit the broad side of a barn, we’ll welcome you with open arms and relentless mockery.
The Vegetarian Clay Team is where legends are born and egos are destroyed. We’ve got ex-military sharpshooters, weekend warriors, and a couple of badass women who regularly embarrass the lot of us. Come for the clay shooting, stay for the brutal but loving friendship.
Our Team Highlights:
Best group of arseholes I’ve ever shot with
John
10/10 would get roasted again
John's brother
They taught me to shoot clays and destroy dreams
Other John
Came for the shooting, stayed for the psychological warfare
Peter
Ready to join the madness? Get in touch and prepare to have your shooting skills and life choices thoroughly examined.
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