Vegetarian Clay Team

Destroying clays and dreams with equal precision

Welcome To The Vegetarian Clay Team

Where good shots meet great banter. We’re a bunch of clay-crushing legends who take our shooting seriously and our piss-taking even more seriously. Whether you’re a seasoned marksman or can’t hit the broad side of a barn, we’ll welcome you with open arms and relentless mockery.

Enjoy A Full Day Of Clay Smashing With Our Merry Band Of Misfits

The Vegetarian Clay Team is where legends are born and egos are destroyed. We’ve got ex-military sharpshooters, weekend warriors, and a couple of badass women who regularly embarrass the lot of us. Come for the clay shooting, stay for the brutal but loving friendship.

Our Team Highlights:

  • Military Veterans
  • Weekend Warriors
  • Competitive Shooters
  • Social Drinkers
  • Trash Talkers
  • Clay Crushers
  • Good Sports

Our Highlights

What members say

Best group of arseholes I’ve ever shot with

John

10/10 would get roasted again

John's brother

They taught me to shoot clays and destroy dreams

Other John

Came for the shooting, stayed for the psychological warfare

Peter

Upcoming Events

Ready to join the madness? Get in touch and prepare to have your shooting skills and life choices thoroughly examined.

Weekly Shoot & Roast

10AM - Until we're done

Every Saturday

Annual Championship

Date TBA

Winner Takes All (The Mockery)

New Member Initiation

Every other weekend

Baptism by Clay